Every year at preschool, the teacher sits down with each student individually and asks them how to prepare the Thanksgiving turkey. This years version is just as funny as the years past. Maybe Benny needs some cooking lessons........
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
How to Cook a Turkey
by Benjamin Cook
You get a gun and go outside and shoot them, then eat them. You cook it in the oven. It's served in a bowl with tomatoes, salad, lemons, and that's all. Cook it for 6 hours at 42 degrees. It's done when the microwave beeps. Then you take off the feathers, then you eat it. Then when you are done eating you take out the bones and throw them away!
5 comments:
Wow, no wonder he likes McDonalds!
Happy Thanksgiving....we love you.
Oma
This made me laugh out loud, Sarah!
I just finished "dry brining" our turkey for Thanksgiving, and I think that Ben's cooking style sounds a lot more fun. Hopefully mine will taste better, but Ben would definitely have more fun!
Happy Thanksgiving!
oh my god, that's hilarious!
Ooo...that sounds about how I would cook a turkey. Very nice!!
This is so funny! I love that you have to shoot the turkey. You certainly have to think ahead, there, in Kansas.
On a side note, I tried this with Emma this year and believe it or not we cook our turkey at 42 degrees as well!
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